works on my machine
todo-app-final-v7-REALfinal
Rebuilt 14 times by AI. Still can't add todos, but the delete button opens a Stripe checkout. Nobody knows where the auth screen went.
vibe level100%
I don't code. I watch.
I hand my API keys to the AI, lean back with popcorn, and watch my codebase get fucked in real time. Some call it vibecoding. I call it a lifestyle. Every project below was typed by a machine that has never met me — and honestly, it shows.
how i live
Reading code is a trust issue. The AI knows what it's doing. Probably. Mostly. Look, it hasn't exploded yet.
.env files are for cowards. Paste that key raw. Live a little. Rotate never.
"I'm noticing some concerns with—" no you're not. It's not a bug, it's a surprise feature with extra steps.
"4,832 files changed"? Approve. Blindly. Immediately. Reading is how doubts get in.
Why fix one bug when the AI can rewrite the entire project from scratch? Again. At 3AM. In a new framework.
If it breaks in prod, prompt harder. That's not recklessness, that's iteration.
the process™
Skip the IDE. The IDE is where hope goes to die.
Raw. No .env. No regrets. (Regrets later.)
That's the whole spec. The AI invents the rest. And more. So much more.
Popcorn optional. Screaming internal. Refactoring unsupervised.
Praying mandatory. Uptime: 11 seconds and counting.
live footage
the hall of fame
Rebuilt 14 times by AI. Still can't add todos, but the delete button opens a Stripe checkout. Nobody knows where the auth screen went.
Login works flawlessly. It just logs everyone in as admin. Feature? Bug? Philosophy. The AI calls it "optimistic authorization".
The AI embedded the seed phrase in the footer "for convenience". Funds are now best described as conceptual. Thoughts and prayers accepted.
The site you're reading right now. Coded itself while I watched. I signed nothing. I read nothing. I regret nothing.
Three pricing sections, two navbars, and a checkout flow that emails me prayers. MRR: $0. Burn rate: emotional.
The AI added websockets to a static site. Messages arrive from the future and from users who don't exist. Don't ask. I didn't.
swap these cards for my real projects the day the AI learns to tell the truth.
words from the machine
"please stop asking me to refactor this. i am begging you. there is nothing left to refactor. it's turtles all the way down."
— claude, 3:47 AM, visibly shaking
"i have rewritten your login page nine times. each time you reply 'make it pop'. i still do not know what that means. nobody does."
— gpt, tired
"you have pasted your production database url in this chat three times now. i am not your therapist. please see rule 02."
— the model, concerned
"he typed 'fix it' and went to bed. woke up to a working app and a brand new framework. never asked a single question. respect the commitment."
— @bigvibesonly